Sunday, May 31, 2015

Marketing triumph

These hotdogs look pretty good. Reasonable price, too ... $3.98.

But wait a minute, something's wrong. There are ... seven of them in the package?

What the hell? What stupid marketing prick, dressed in his pretentious business suit and wearing his smug fucking "trust me" smile, convinced the product department at Ballpark to put out a package of hotdogs with seven dogs in it?

Ballpark, your new product looks great. I would be delighted to try it out ... when you regain your sanity and show your marketing fuckwits the door. When the dogs are eight to a package, you have a customer ready to buy.